EFFORT-INDUCED THROMBOSIS OR PAGET SCHROETTER SYNDROME
Say there are swans
Say there is a river
The swans go back and forth as blood goes to and from the heart
Land closes in on the river and swans pile up at its narrowest point
The other swans have to seek an alternate route
The pile of swans hardens
If one of them breaks off now it will go forth in vengeance
To stop the lungs it thinks
To stop the heart
What if the medical industry allowed me to write the pamphlet on my illness
How much would they pay me
I could charge by the hour or swan
Just because swans are accustomed to appearing in human art does not mean they enjoy it
I go out to the pond where I keep them
There is unrest
I am scared all the time
We can split the profits I say
A TRANSLATOR TAKES HER GIRLFRIEND TO VIENNA
She worked for years on a book called The Translators
Translation is her only job
Her girlfriend has been very supportive
But when it was published the translator hid it from her
I don’t know why
When Dara’s grandchild says why Dara always says why not?
I don’t know why the translator herself became a celebrity and not the author
We have to leave New York the translator thought
Let’s take a vacation! she said
In Vienna!
Lies begin in one place and travel to another
Isn’t that your book? asked the girlfriend
She was pointing at a hardback edition tucked into someone’s bag on the Viennese subway
From here on you have to imagine her arm staying there in the same position
That’s your job
It was a miracle the girlfriend had not seen it already
The craze had overtaken Vienna too
I have never been to Vienna and don’t know why I dreamt this
Is the girlfriend's arm still pointing?
Keep it up
She only just asked the question
Digressions do not stop the timeline
The translator tried to think of how to explain
Shyness?
Confusion?
Why not?
Heather Christle is the author, most recently, of In the Rhododendrons: A Memoir with Appearances by Virginia Woolf and Paper Crown: Poems. She lives in Atlanta.